‘O Bummer’

Fidel Castro on the USA’s republican Nomination Race: ‘the greatest competition of idiocy and ignorance the world has ever seen’   America’s Republicans Are choosing who their man will be (No women have a chance this time Of winning any Primaries!)   Ron Paul, a Libertarian, Is standing for the umpteenth time; He thinks the State is far too large, That taxes are a sort of crime!   And Newt, the Roman Catholic, Believes Obama’s laws restrict The freedoms of ‘us Christian folk’, So has vowed to get them all revoked.   Santorum, an evangelist, Believes that evolution ain’t Appropriate for kids to learn: He’ll not evolve to President!   Mitt Romney is a square-chinned type With bags of cash and lots of hype; My guess is that he’ll get to run, But Obama’ll still be Number One!